Upper Left Coast

Thoughts on politics, faith, sports and other random topics from a red state sympathizer in indigo-blue Portland, Oregon.

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

My mind is in the gutter

My Kindergartner has a worksheet that requires her to read a sentence and fill in the blank with the most appropriate selection from three options. One of them read:
Did you ___________ the wood?
The options for the blank were Chop, Shed and Chin.

I, however, read it as:
Did you ___________ in the woods?
And I looked for that thing that bears do in the forest.


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