How is this news?

From today's Oregonian:

A Portland lawyer suspects that federal authorities executed warrantless searches of his Lloyd Center office to collect information about a client who is the subject of an international terrorism investigation.

Tom Nelson, who represents Saudi national Soliman al-Buthi, previously filed a complaint that alleged warrantless interception of phone and e-mail communications between al-Buthi and his other lawyers.

"We allege in our complaint not only that they intercepted communications without a warrant, but they used the interceptions to the disadvantage of the client," Nelson said.

That's the first three paragraphs. Skip down to the end and read the final paragraph:

"I have no proof the government's doing these things," he said. "I just have a very healthy suspicion they are."

I suspect the government is secretly -- without a warrant to get into my backyard -- taking cat food from my cat's bowl; after all, I put out much more food than the cat can eat, and the next morning, it's all gone. I only have one cat. It must be the government. I don't have any proof, but I have a healthy suspicion.

When can I expect the news media to write about my scandal?