This would be drop-dead funny...

...if it wasn't so drop-dead scary. OK, it's still kinda funny. It's called "It’s In The Koran," and it's probably a good thing there are no people appearing in it, or recognizable voices, or someone would have a jihad on their head about now.

Here are the lyrics:
In our days of glory now centuries past,
the Kingdom of Islam stood mighty and vast.
Then we failed our faith and watched your power grow,
But soon our greatness will return and this is how we know:

Chorus:
Because it’s in the Koran, it’s written in the Koran,
A world united under Allah is the future of man
How could it not be so when most opposing us panic,
And surrender once a few of them have bled.

We’re happy to torture, we’re eager to rape,
We savor your last screams on videotape,
We massacre children, we ransack a shrine,
And all our acts are sanctified by Suras 2 through 9

Chorus 2:
Because it’s in the Koran, it’s written in the Koran,
That we should fight and slay the infidels however we can,
We’ll blow ourselves to bits if that gives us an advantage,
Or we’ll slit your throats while you’re asleep in bed.

Bridge:
Those heathens who scold us are wasting their breath
Over the millions we’ve butchered and starved,
We’re men who would let girls be trampled to death
Rather than see them in public unscarved.

So don’t look for mercy when you’re at our feet,
The justice we’ll give you is harsh and complete.
We danced in delight when your Twin Towers fell,
And you’ll weep with your slaughtered as you burn with them in hell.

Chorus 3:
Because it’s in the Koran, it’s written in the Koran,
Your fate was settled long before this latest battle began.
We’ve found our holy purpose and we’ll never abandon it
as long as there’s a sinner to behead

In other words we won’t rest
‘til everyone in the west
is a slave, a Muslim or dead.